When I kissed high school goodbye, I thought my days of car sex were finally behind me. I thought I'd be able to bring a lover back to my "cool" college dorm room, littered with dreamcatchers and unframed posters of Bob Marley. No longer would my 6'4'' Gumby-like frame need to fold down the backseats of my mom's Prius to awkwardly enter my girlfriend while one leg dangled in the passenger's seat. I was young, foolish, and oh-so-very wrong. Freshman year of college I lived in a triple the size of a glorified shoebox. Then it turns out New York real estate is actually really expensive who knew?
2. Wear comfortable, easily removable clothing.
Mmm, car sex. Whether the image makes you nostalgic for your high school boyfriend or horny AF from thinking about a nekkid Jack and Rose in that epic Titanic scene, I think everyone can agree that getting freaky in the car can be extremely hot. For one, you can do it just about anywhere.
1. Park in an isolated but safe area.
The tight, steamy space makes it super intimate, not to mention the thrill of getting it on outside the bedroom. But as we all know from experience, there are a lot of ways it can go horribly wrong. First things first, keep it legal. David Reischer, a lawyer and CEO of legaladvice. Avoid spilling it literally everywhere by getting a bottle with a pump-top, and think about laying a blanket on the seat to avoid awkward stains. Yes, being naked is hot, but so is, I repeat, not getting arrested.
Although getting to have sex in a car isn't an opportunity that comes my way very often these days, I do remember how fun it was. Aside from a mutual masturbation situation in the car with an ex a couple years ago, the last time I had sex in a car was during a snowstorm in college. My college boyfriend and I snuck out over winter break to have sex in his car, but unfortunately the car slid into a snowbank and got stuck. However, being champs, before we called AAA for help, we had sex, then took care of the car problems. Priorities, right? Parents might want to have car sex because it affords them the privacy they might not get at home and is more cost-efficient than taking a kid-free vacation. Or, as Corrado points out, there are those who have car sex not because they want privacy, but because they want to get caught.